20 best verses from #TwitterChoices

Sarkodie

Ghanaians on Twitter have activated their “Choices” version with the hastag #TwitterChoices.

The hashtag started trending on Thursday afternoon, June 16, where tweeps dropped their finest verses on the micro-blogging site.

We have compiled 20 of the best yet funniest among the tweets for you. Read below.

So pappy Kojo be rapper for GH ? Nope ,or for Togo? Yup.why he shaa pass dbalck? nope or he deserves the first position.yup #twitterchoices

— #BELGIUMRedDevils (@ken_dereks) June 15, 2016

you know this guy? No
he dey wan trouble? Yhup
You go ignore am? No
Trailer dey come jam am? Yhup#TwitterChoices https://t.co/gdQvQ72uy7

— Nhana kojo _ PB ✌ (@kojo_mufasah) June 16, 2016

2016 You get girl? Nope

Why uno get money ? Yup

So you still de watch porn? No

Or you de mustabate?? Yup

#TwitterChoices

— Gov. Ali (@govnar_ali) June 16, 2016

You dey use Vodafone X ?
Yep !
E dey last?
Nope
But you still go.use ?
Yep!
3nti y3n fa ni saa?
Yep #twitterchoices

— H A J J (pb) (@hajjOfficial) June 15, 2016

Ghana buy power badges?-Yep
So the dumsor stop?-Nope
The government lie we?-Yep
Abi we no go vote against them?-Nope#twitterchoices

— Piesie Ansah Yeboah (@the_piesie) June 16, 2016

Kiddies fit recite times table?-Nope
Them fit narrate Telenovelas?-Yep
Make we blame teachers?-Nope
Or u say the media?-Yep#twitterchoices

— Piesie Ansah Yeboah (@the_piesie) June 15, 2016

Ever used the filter ?
Yep
Did it make you look beautiful?
Nope
But you still gonna use ?
Yep #twitterchoices https://t.co/PjXKt4EOLq

— H A J J (pb) (@hajjOfficial) June 15, 2016

So bisa be highlife pioneer? Nope
he just dey claim? Yup
He come clarify? Nope
So make we forgive am? Yup#twitterchoices

— DarlingBoy ♡ (@kwameAC) June 15, 2016

Dog filter
Yep
But u still ugly
Yep #twitterchoices

— baby (@im_bosschic) June 15, 2016

So u graduate Uni? Yhup

U get wrk do? nope

Ebi the gov’t ein fault? Yhup

So mk we change am?✋
#twitterchoices

— ⚡️Its Been God⚡️ (@henry1genesis) June 15, 2016

Girls dey use digital makeup-Yep
Edey be?-Nope
She go get 200+ likes?-Yep
Ebe boy post sensible thing arh we go like?-Nope #twitterchoices

— Piesie Ansah Yeboah (@the_piesie) June 15, 2016

#Youthsewgraphy be cheap anaaa-nope
But ibi free?-yup
Ah we no go pay-nope
Ei how so? Scholarship?-yup
Oh thats y,Er’bro get #twitterchoices

— #Youthsewgraphy (@aklerh_okantey) June 15, 2016

She dey flex u for DM Yhup
Then mk u shun am Nope
Anaa u wan chop am Yhup
You go marry am Nope

#twitterchoices

— ⚡️Its Been God⚡️ (@henry1genesis) June 15, 2016

Fellas tryna emulate Christ?
Nope
But they swear dey Christian?
Yhup
Offering and tithe?
Nope
Make it rain in d club?
Yhup#twitterchoices

— Granpa (@kojo_says) June 15, 2016

Twitter girls be Azonto?Nope
Facebook girls be shashii?Yhup
you go go out with Facebook Girl?Nope
Twitter girls dey be?Yhup#twitterchoices

— LARTEY (@CarlossL_) June 15, 2016

#Twitterchoices

Sark dey follow ein fans.. Nope
EL… Yep.
Dark Suburb …Nope

— YAW (@iamOmanhene) June 15, 2016

Ɛnti wose wo bɛ kɔ #AmpeLeague: Yhup
U dey pap: Nope
Still you go go: Yhup
Na wo yɛ Richkid: Nope
But still you go go: Yhup#Twitterchoices

— JR (@_JR_Swish) June 15, 2016

Yvonne nelson?: nope
anaa mose Banku? Flesh: yhup#twitterchoices

— Elisha Aidam (@YhawTridd) June 15, 2016

Me: so you know McDonald’s ?
Girl: yhurp
Me: where is it located?
Girl: Kumasi
Me: jezoz😧 #twitterchoices

— Helgie (@kofi_tagoe) June 15, 2016

This hashtag dey make sense?-Nope
But still arh u go tweet?-Yurp
Ebe Mahama he cause am?-Nope
Or you say ebe Sark?-Yurp#twitterchoices

— Piesie Ansah Yeboah (@the_piesie) June 15, 2016